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糖葫芦商业模式啊
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哈哈哈妈
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这这玩意妈怎么让人卖
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三四千吗
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你说对还不对啊
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我说兄弟你你这么地吧
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他说你跟我老师学啊
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真的我老师牛逼
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我说你别扯了行吗
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我说实在不行我再买300块钱
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陈老师你别买了
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你就给人帮帮人家
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我就说一句话吧
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老师你要是愿意帮别人呢
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你就帮你要不愿意帮呢
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你就不帮
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你要压根没有吗
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咱就放人家走
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哎你就说你没有糖葫芦模式
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老师但是这8瓶啤酒就是你的了
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老师你得干了
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士可杀不可
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什么
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我气死了我说行
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妈的
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不给你们出招
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你们不知道陈老师多牛逼是不是啊
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我说行哥们你去买一副扑克牌去
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他老说我买扑克牌干嘛
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我说你别管
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我说你买扑克
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你们想打牌吗
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我说不是
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我教你卖糖葫芦
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你先买去扑克牌去
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他说好嘞
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我心里想这周边妈的全是烧烤的
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哪有卖哪有卖扑克牌的
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我是多么渴望他不再回来
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你知道吗
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我在那里祈祷
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哥们你可别回来啊
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你可别回来
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我靠过了
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过了不到十分钟
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我懵逼了
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老师我买回来了
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我气死了
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他说我买回来了
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我说来我教你怎么样玩
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他说怎么玩
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我说来接下来我来给你示范
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我说这么的你呢要
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除了咱们这一做之外
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专门就说糖葫芦免费吃了
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糖葫芦免费
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结果这哥们糖葫芦免费
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我说
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你能不能把免费那个声音稍大一点
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然后我说你再来一遍糖葫芦免费
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我说你能不能声音大点
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他说你是老师
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你给我示范一下
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我靠我一示范我
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也喊不出来
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因为我也没卖过
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我一喊我说糖葫芦免费
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结果呢一喊不出来
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我就走了
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这一桌我说兄弟们
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糖葫芦免费
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要一串都不理我
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就摆手就是
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你一边去
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理解我的意思吗
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我说糖葫芦免费
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你们搞一下
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糖葫芦免费
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结果呢你们就摆手
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结果有一个哥们
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包括是打个打个地方是
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他那是左青龙右白虎啊
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在那光着膀子
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你说在济南吃烧烤一般都光着啥膀子
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一看完他像黑社会似的光着膀子
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然后我说糖葫芦免费
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免费要不要他
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你没说要干啥呀
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哥们啊我说糖葫芦免费
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搞个游戏啊
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怎么个免费
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哈哈哈
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什么个套路
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我说这么着
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这里有一副扑克牌
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完了之后呢
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咱们俩我们把两个司令抽走了
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咱们比点大和点小
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你你先洗牌
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洗完你抽一张
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我抽一张
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如果我抽的点比你大
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那你就买我家糖葫芦
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我们10串起步
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就是你呢放100块钱现金
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我们呢放10串糖葫芦
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如果说我赢了
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就是你抽个7
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我抽个10
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是不是我的点大
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来告诉我对不对
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那是不是我赢了
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回答我是不是是
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于是呢你就买糖葫芦
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你也不亏
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就是你把100块给我
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我们就给你10串
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什么糖葫芦
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如果我输了呢
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你100块钱拿走
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我的糖葫芦也干嘛也拿走
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就是如果我的点小我输了
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糖葫芦就白送
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如果我赢了你就买
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也就是说我赢了你买
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我输了我送
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我赢了你买
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是不是他也没亏
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我就是为了先示范成功吗
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我说敢玩吗
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哥们他说卧槽
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哈哈哈
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我还没发现我不敢的事了
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来吧哥们
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结果呢
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他就洗洗洗
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洗完了之后我又洗了一下
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他说你拿过来我再洗
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洗完拿着牌一看
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我看你这牌有啥猫腻
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我靠不是透明的是吧
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没猫腻啊
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一看没猫腻
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洗完了他说你先抽
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我一抽我一看
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可以啊我抽的是9啊
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你要知道我们把丁球凯都抽掉了
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那就是10是最大的点
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你们告诉我对不对
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对我抽个9
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我心里想那肯定没问题啊
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抽完9一放
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他抽了个一放
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我一翻卧槽
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我是9 他妈他是10
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哈哈哈
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来请问是不是我输了
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对
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结果呢这哥们在那里哎呀
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哈哈哈他把100块钱就拿走了是不
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把10串糖葫芦怎么的也拿走了
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然后那个卖糖葫芦
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糖葫芦眼一瞪这陈老师你你行不行啊
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你啊
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哈哈哈我
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我这10串糖葫芦就没了
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我说别着急
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再来一局
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别着急我说再来一局
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对方说可以啊
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陪你玩可以啊
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于是呢又来了一句我洗完牌之后
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我这次一抽
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我觉得应该可以
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妈的我这次抽了个7
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我抽了个7
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我觉得他应该没啥问题
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我觉得他应该不可能那么吵
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一放我靠
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我是7 他妈他是9
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哈哈哈
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我又输了人家100块钱
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又拿走了
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我的这10袋糖葫芦又怎么的
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又给他了
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结果
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那个卖糖葫芦的哥们有点不对劲了
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陈陈老师啊
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这糖葫芦不是你的
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你不花钱是吧
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哈哈哈
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这陈老师你你你不能这么整啊
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老师你你会搞死我的
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老师我消费买卖
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你你你你这么聊你输的
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你你你给我钱啊
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你你不能这样子啊
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老师我不玩了
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他要扛着要走是吧
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你知道我说别别别
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我给你钱
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我认了你别担心
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这个时候他就有感觉了
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哥们还玩不玩
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哎你说那表情很嚣张
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你告诉我知道吗
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他说哥们
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你玩还玩不玩
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我说玩啊
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没问题谁怕谁啊
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结果又来了一局
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这一局我抽的应该还是可以的
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这一局我抽的是酒啊
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你不可能那么巧还抽屎吧
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来告诉我对不对
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结果一亮
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他妈的他就是抽的屎
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哈哈哈
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我又输了
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眼睁睁的30串糖葫芦全被他赢了
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这个时候他开始挑衅我了